I went to Meijer today to get groceries. Healthy, protein-filled, delicious groceries.
(Also bananas, but I'll tell you about THAT particular fun-factoid in a minute)
I'm searching high and low for protein shake powder.
(Gross, but apparently necessary)
As I'm standing in the water aisle, staring at individual bottles of protein shake, it occurs to me where the (gross, but apparently necessary) protein shake powder IS.
(3 guesses)
It's on the complete and total diagonal opposite end of the store from where I am. I thought to myself "Seriously? I've gotta walk ALL THE WAY over to the pharmacy section to get this when I'm ALL THE WAY over in grocery?". About .37 seconds after this thought goes through my head, I realize....
I'M A &#$%ING IDIOT.
I'm buying this stuff to help my muscles recover from a WORKOUT REGIME.
Needless to say, I marched my lazy self immediately to the pharmacy section, where a nice lady helped me pick out what I needed.
(Thanks nice lady!)
*****
Sidenote: I am banana intolerant. Who knew? I now have useless pieces of produce in my kitchen.
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